"If at first you don't succeed. Skydiving is not for you."
"My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely"
"Only in facing death, do we know our true fears"
"I hate everyone equally"
"And that's how I got that bullet hole in my head"
"You can see alot by watching"
"Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous"
"Every generation stinks but ours"
"There are 1,000 ways to die, but you only get to use one"
"Out of everything I've lost, I miss my mind the most"-ozzy
"It's ok...I'm with the band"
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."
"Being weird isn't enough"
"Death is better then being alone"
"Alive with breath, is as cold as death"-E.A.
"I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in"
"Life seems more depressing then death"
"Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over"
"It is not a sin to attempt and fail. The only sin is not to make the attempt"
"Jesus is coming, everyone look busy"
"On the other hand, you have different fingers..."
"And though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death"
"I hope that's someone's finger"
"Death lurks around every corner"
"In death you're never alone"
"Only when we are blind and deaf will we accept everyone and everything"
"Suicide isn't a problem, its a solution"
"Sometimes I wonder if its all worth it"
"I talked to my soul today, but I couldn't keep my brain awake"
"I hate everyone equally"
"Penguins are our friends"
"Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement"
"The end of the world has come...and gone"
"Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie"
"Life is a cookie"
"Time is the image of eternity"
"Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I..."
"Jesus is coming, don't worry, we'll nail him again"
"I like tighty whities 'cuz they make my bummy feel yummy"-M.A
"Not all men are annoying, some are dead"-S.G.
"The hardest thing to do in this world...is to live in it"-T.C.
"Don't worry about what people think of you, it can't be half as bad as what you think of them"
"What is life but the agonizing prelude of death"
"Movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative"
"Recycle your animals"
"I'd reather be hated for what I am, than liked for what I am not"
"You've been about as useless as a acid flashback"
"Everything I want I can't have"
"I smell of suicide"
"I wish I could kill myself again"
"The only thing that scares me is myself"
"What would ozzy do"
"Countless people have been betrayed by life"
"All our souls are written in our eyes"
"Let me help you tie that rope around your neck"
'They cut our wrists like coupons and said that death was on sale today"
"Death is smiling upon"
"First you dream...then you die"
"Maybe when you die there is flat out nothing"
"I'm on the highway to hell"
"We are god's unwanted children"
"I put my soul to sleep"
"People are afraid of what they don't understand and hate what they are afraid of"
"Freak of nature"
"This is more fun than swallowing razors"
"We are the children of the nothing"
"I left my soul at home"
"It's only after losing everything, that you are free to do anything"
"I'm not a slave to a god that dosen't exist"
"Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap"
"Legally insane"
"Got Pills?"
"Fear ne not, but fear me hell"
"Our Great Depression is our lives"
"You only see what your mind can handle"
"Invis-dog-fence + toodler = Hours of fun"
"Seize the moment cause tomorrow you might be dead"
"The most painful thing in the world would be to get a stick rammed up your ass"
"Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear"
"Weed is the oregano on the salad of life"
"I could be a genius. If I really tried"
"I feel death is better then life"
"Go into the light"
"The only peace I've ever known was the 30 seconds before my heart started again"
"Drugs don't kill, all-too-typical adolescent behavior does"
"Ignore me I'll love you for it"
"Thou canst handle the muffin"
"There will always be buyers eager to go where no on else dares. There will always be sad parents and loved
ones keft, behind mourning their loss. Such is life"
"Time is what prevents everthing from happening at once"
"Drugs are our friends. You treat them with respect and they treat you with respect, you abuse them and
they abuse you"
"I'm not crazy...but he voices in my head are driving me nuts"
"Thanksgiving is the only day where no turkeys are killed-just eaten"
"No brains no headachs"
